AU. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. . Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. Work Search: P.S. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Varying Nature by Bunnyhops tells the tale of a threesome between Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the lesbian Golden Trio. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. It's rather depraved. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. [44], So! The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. Dont worry, however. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. PEEVES! [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. "Well at least we know Potter's an . Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. Short as fuck, I know, but take it or leave it. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. Lily however loved Harry. Strange, but consensual. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. "Min ymmrrn kyll. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. Harry Potter fan fiction involving time travel and King Arthur. [46][47], In October, Filch underwent an extra-thorough cleaning of the Castle and acted ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. by snarkysweetness. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. He has no shame. Like why he hates students so much. [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. What are they doing here? If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. Community content is available under. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. 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